mail-man:

Wait a second. I’ve seen this gif plenty of times before, but I just realised that the picture on the back wall is pole dancing loki holy shit.

mail-man:

Wait a second. I’ve seen this gif plenty of times before, but I just realised that the picture on the back wall is pole dancing loki holy shit.

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Normal girls/boys: I have boy/girl problems
Me: I have wi-fi problems
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falakalak:

tea-and-a-slice-of-standoffish:

this has to be the sexiest thing, because he looks rough, in a good way
god and jesus why

Why do this to us.why do this to our ovaries?! 

falakalak:

tea-and-a-slice-of-standoffish:

this has to be the sexiest thing, because he looks rough, in a good way

god and jesus why

Why do this to us.
why do this to our ovaries?! 

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did-you-kno:

It’s called the border between heaven and earth.

did-you-kno:

It’s called the border between heaven and earth.

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so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner

then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale

it turns out she bought shampoo

now we have 13 bottles of shampoo

and 0 bottles of conditioner

here’s another fun little tidbit

the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair

i am your child HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME? WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT

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Keanu Reeves is a vampire.

theblackship:

Now, look at this:

That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.

His body never was found.

 

Then, look at this:

An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.

 Compare them:

i believe.

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